Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Přečíst celý »Q: What can strike a blonde without her
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear what the
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!
Přečíst celý »Teller: Why did the blonde
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
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