What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? “Just flush it like everybody else does.”
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Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
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What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!”
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