Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
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Q: Did you hear about the
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin’
Přečíst celý »Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t blondes put in light
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear about
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea
Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Přečíst celý »A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points …
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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up …
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