One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought — I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her friend asks, “What’s the puzzle of?” “From the picture on the box, I’d guess it’s …
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you …
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” …
Přečíst celý »Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
Přečíst celý »A blonde comes home from a
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies. “Okay, where do you …
Přečíst celý »One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said ‘Disney Land left’ they turned around and went home.
Přečíst celý »A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store …
Přečíst celý »A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Přečíst celý »A man was trimming his
A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in. The third time …
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the two
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see “Closed for Winter”.
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