Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. …

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,”I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat.” The blonde replied,”Im blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New …

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.

Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes? A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, “I’m going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it.” Then the brunette …

One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.