Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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Why do beavers spend a
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
Přečíst celý »Why was the skeleton using the
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
Přečíst celý »What’s the best city to search the
What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
Přečíst celý »Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington
Přečíst celý »Who is the oldest singer on the
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.
Přečíst celý »Who writes hit musicals on the
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Přečíst celý »What did you say to the policeman who spent
What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a giant ship
What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross the Internet
What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
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