What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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What grows on the World Wide Web and
What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
Přečíst celý »What did the sausage say when it
What did the sausage say when it couldn’t log on to the Internet? If at first you don’t succeed Fry, Fry again
Přečíst celý »Did you know pillows
Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
Přečíst celý »Did you like www.flower.com?
Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first….but it grew on me!
Přečíst celý »How did the flea learn to use the
How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
Přečíst celý »Have you got the address of the butter
Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don’t spread it around.
Přečíst celý »I can’t find a shark website….
I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
Přečíst celý »If doors
If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too? We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.
Přečíst celý »Our website should have more colour, more
Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?
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