Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can’t be bothered.

Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

What is a flea’s favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ? A firefly with a short circuit !

Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !