Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
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What do you call a grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
Přečíst celý »What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
Přečíst celý »Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Přečíst celý »What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
Přečíst celý »Why was the centipede late ?
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
Přečíst celý »What did one centipede say to the other
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
Přečíst celý »What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?
What pillar doesn’t need holding up ? A caterpillar !
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