If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
Přečíst celý »How do you make a moth bawl?
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
Přečíst celý »What insect lives on nothing?
What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
Přečíst celý »Which fly captured the ladybird?
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
Přečíst celý »Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
Přečíst celý »What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.
Přečíst celý »Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
Přečíst celý »Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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