Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Přečíst celý »How can you make a moth ball ?
How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant” (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
Přečíst celý »How do fireflies lose weight?
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
Přečíst celý »One ant was running across an unopened box of
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’.
Přečíst celý »What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
Přečíst celý »What is a bee’s favourite classical music
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !
Přečíst celý »What does a queen bee do when she burps
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
Přečíst celý »Where would you put an injured insect ?
Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
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