Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Přečíst celý »A stupid glazier was examining a broken
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”
Přečíst celý »My friend is so stupid that he
My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the stupid
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Přečíst celý »I don’t know
I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
Přečíst celý »An idiotic laborer was told by an
An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”
Přečíst celý »A stupid man was
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
Přečíst celý »An Irishman saw a notice outside a
An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?’
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