What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
Přečíst celý »WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a
WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?” HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”
Přečíst celý »Several women were discussing what they should
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”
Přečíst celý »Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
Přečíst celý »Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
Přečíst celý »What vegetable needs a plumber?
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
Přečíst celý »What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did one strawberry say to the
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
Přečíst celý »What do you call an egg from outer space?
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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