One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber’s car in the front of the house. – Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we …

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God, “Where were you?”. God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; look my child, look what I’ve just finished …

Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find three wise men!!!

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White …

How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18…B52…F18

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned – they couldn’t get the tailgate open!

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.