Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
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Q: What’s the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: “Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.”
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde’s mouth? A: Einstein’s dick.
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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said ‘Squeeze Left.
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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
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Q: What do blonde’s have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question “Are you sexually active?” A: “No, I just lie there.”
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