Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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Q: What did the
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
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Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.
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Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blow job.
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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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Q: What’s the definition of a teenager? A: God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new “Stealth Condom?” A: “They’ll never see you coming.”
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Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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