One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The …
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked
A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25″ remote controlled color television set. “One dollar,” the clerk replied. “You’ve got to be kidding.” “Look, Mac,” the clerk said, “do you want it or not?” Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the …
Přečíst celý »Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet
Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. – Give me some roll, Winnie! – It’s not a roll, it’s a bun. – Give me some bun, Winnie! – It’s not a bun, it’s a bap. – Give me some bap, Winnie! – Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a …
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: – Hey pals, let me have a whiff. – Get lost, oh green one! – Come on guys, just one! – Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, …
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An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. “Senor, these are the cojones,” the waiter replied. “The what, you say?” exclaimed the …
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A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to …
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you have to help me!” The doctor asks, “What’s your problem?” The guy says, “Every morning I wake up with my ‘morning flagpole’…give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with …
Přečíst celý »On the first day
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50.” He continued, “Anyone caught …
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The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Nice pigs, sir”. The president replied, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and …
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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting. He tells his wife, “You’ve got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me, I’ll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob. I’m gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. …
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