Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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Why did the moron give
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Přečíst celý »Why do cows think cooks are mean?
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Přečíst celý »Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle?
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
Přečíst celý »Why don’t cows ever have any
Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!
Přečíst celý »Why was he woman arrested on a
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Přečíst celý »Why was the calf afraid?
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Přečíst celý »Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
Přečíst celý »Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
Přečíst celý »What is a cow’s
What is a cow’s favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !
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