If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
Přečíst celý »Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
Přečíst celý »Q. What does a cow make when the sun
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow
Přečíst celý »What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Přečíst celý »What did the farmer call the cow that would not
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !
Přečíst celý »Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what? Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I’ve heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Přečíst celý »Why do cows wear bells
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
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