What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
Přečíst celý »What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
Přečíst celý »What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
Přečíst celý »What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
Přečíst celý »A ragged individual stranded for several months
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the …
Přečíst celý »This customer comes into
This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”
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Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000″ will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
Přečíst celý »What do computers eat when they get hungry?
What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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