What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a
What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
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What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!
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When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.
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Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.
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