Q: What’s the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
Přečíst celý »Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
Přečíst celý »Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation
Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he’s sworn in.
Přečíst celý »Clinton goes around telling people we humans
Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Bill Clinton
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
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