What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my
ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.
Přečíst celý »What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
Přečíst celý »If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
Přečíst celý »Why does Santa’s sled get such good
Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
Přečíst celý »JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Přečíst celý »ELF NO. 1: What did
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Přečíst celý »How do sheep in Mexico say
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
Přečíst celý »Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis.
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