Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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What did the black cat say
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I’ve got a bone to pick with you !
Přečíst celý »What’s furry, has whiskers and
What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
Přečíst celý »What is a black cat’s favourite TV show
What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
Přečíst celý »Why are black cats such good singers?
Why are black cats such good singers? They’re very mewsical.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Name four members of the cat
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Přečíst celý »A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels’ bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat …
Přečíst celý »A man was in court charged
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one …
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