One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn …
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A man is driving along in the Irish
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, “Fill it up, will you?”. The man says “Sorry – we’re right out of petrol.” …
Přečíst celý »Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!” …
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?” The Rabbi responds, “Just a little …
Přečíst celý »It had been snowing for
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars …
Přečíst celý »While driving along the back roads of a
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.” They got out and measured their rig, which was 12’4.” “What do you think?” one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. …
Přečíst celý »A man goes out and buys the best
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red …
Přečíst celý »A young man comes home and says “Dad,
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back …
Přečíst celý »Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
Přečíst celý »Q: Who has the right of
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
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