After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the …
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Whats black and white and red all
Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.
Přečíst celý »What did the monster say when he saw a
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
Přečíst celý »What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
Přečíst celý »Where do ghost trains stop?
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
Přečíst celý »Why do you have to wait so long for a
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
Přečíst celý »Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
Přečíst celý »What do you call a witch who
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
Přečíst celý »Why did the stupid racing car driver
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a teacher
What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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