Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It’s too dangerous on the street.

Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell “coward” at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.