What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Přečíst celý »Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”
Přečíst celý »What happened when a cannibal went on a
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
Přečíst celý »First cannibal: I can’t find anything to
First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the cannibal family who
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Přečíst celý »Two cannibals were having their
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other “I don’t like your friend.” The other one said, “Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.”
Přečíst celý »The cannibal priest told his flock to close
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. “For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful.”
Přečíst celý »Well, children, said the cannibal cooking
Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teacher. “What did you make of the new English teacher?” “Burgers, ma’am.”
Přečíst celý »Two cannibals were having lunch.
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly.”
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