Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. “Would you spell that, please?” “Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you.” The operator pauses. “Just a minute, …

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!

Monster: Stick ‘em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‘em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!

On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, ‘I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof. Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on …

There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!