Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!
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How can you tell if an elephant’s been to
How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
Přečíst celý »Why did the fat monster put
Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!
Přečíst celý »What do they serve at birthday
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Přečíst celý »What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Přečíst celý »What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
Přečíst celý »This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. “Maybe you should spit out the plate!”
Přečíst celý »Man l: “I got my wife a VCP
Man l: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday” Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?” Man 1: “No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!”
Přečíst celý »What does a cat like
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Přečíst celý »When is a birthday cake like a golf
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
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