What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
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What did one chicken say to the other after they
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !”
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Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !
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Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you’re the chicken !
Přečíst celý »What do chickens serve at birthday
What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
Přečíst celý »What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
Přečíst celý »What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg
What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
Přečíst celý »Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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