Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Přečíst celý »Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”? Short John Silver!
Přečíst celý »What is a parrot?
What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
Přečíst celý »Why did the rooster run away ?
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
Přečíst celý »What is the definition of a goose ?
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
Přečíst celý »What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Přečíst celý »What did the baby
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
Přečíst celý »How do you stop a rooser crowing
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
Přečíst celý »What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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