What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a chicken
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
Přečíst celý »Why does a rooster watch TV ?
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
Přečíst celý »What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
Přečíst celý »Why were the hens lying on their backs
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
Přečíst celý »How do you make a tame duck wild?
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Přečíst celý »What does an educated owl say?
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
Přečíst celý »What do confused owls say?
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
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