Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!
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Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I
Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!
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Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
Přečíst celý »Why do you go to bed?
Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
Přečíst celý »Why shouldn’t you believe a
Why shouldn’t you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
Přečíst celý »How can you shorten a bed?
How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.
Přečíst celý »When does a bed grow longer?
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
Přečíst celý »When is your mind like a
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
Přečíst celý »Why did the kid punch the bed?
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
Přečíst celý »Why did the boy take the ruler to
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
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