Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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Adam: How did Mummy know you
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Přečíst celý »Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
Přečíst celý »Are you going to take a bath?
Are you going to take a bath? No, I’m leaving it where it is.
Přečíst celý »My mother says I look just like an
My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
Přečíst celý »Mum, does God use the
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
Přečíst celý »Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no …
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
Přečíst celý »Stan: I won 92
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
Přečíst celý »May: What position does your brother play in
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !
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