How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
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What are baby witches
What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
Přečíst celý »Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Přečíst celý »My new baby is the image of his father.
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
Přečíst celý »Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
Přečíst celý »Cry Baby – by Liza
Cry Baby – by Liza Weeping
Přečíst celý »What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Přečíst celý »Why did you drop the
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Přečíst celý »It can’t go on! It can’t go on!
It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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