I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that he hates his teacher. She’s ‘an idiot’ and she’s ‘out to get him,’ which is the last thing you want to hear when your kid’s home schooled.
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Little Johnny… Baby Talk
Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”“No,” says his mom, “Of course not.”After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, “It’s OK, we can keep playing!”
Přečíst celý »Brian Kiley: First Confession
It’s been a big year for my eight-year-old. Two months ago, he made his first confession. Took the cops four hours to break him. He’s got some willpower.
Přečíst celý »Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after …
Přečíst celý »Brian Kiley: Does Nana Have to Die?
You have to field some tough questions when you’re a parent, though. My kids came back from visiting my grandmother recently, and they’re like, ‘Dad, does Nana really have to die?’ I’m like, ‘Well, she did commit a capital crime. Those are the rules.’
Přečíst celý »Brian Kiley: Calling Dad
Now that I’m a dad, I’ll call my dad, ask for advice. He always says the same thing, ‘How’d you get this number?’
Přečíst celý »Little Johnny’s Prognosis
A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As they spoke, her Little Johnny could clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room – yet she made no attempt to restrain him. Soon they heard some clattering in an adjoining room, but still she did nothing. …
Přečíst celý »Boys Know Their Fathers
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big boobs.”
Přečíst celý »Little Johnny’s Big Answer
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to …
Přečíst celý »Little Johnny’s “Bookish” Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, …
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