A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.
A guy asked her, “Hey, what’s with the shower caps?”
“Shower caps?” she replied. “These are booby condoms!” 
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.
A guy asked her, “Hey, what’s with the shower caps?”
“Shower caps?” she replied. “These are booby condoms!” 
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.