Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac. – Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, 9
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8 ‘
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