Why do men float better than women? Because they’re scum.
Přečíst celý »Why did the city build a graveyard…
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the street from the retirement home? A: So all the old people can see there futures!
Přečíst celý »Whiskey and Michael Jackson
Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?A: It’s also a seven-year-old liquor.
Přečíst celý »Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein …
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap? The bucket.
Přečíst celý »What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you’re gay.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a blonde…
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: An ironing board’s legs are hard to open
Přečíst celý »What Not to Say in the Workplace
— I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.— I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.— I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.— I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.— It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular …
Přečíst celý »West Virginia’s Yearly Confusion
Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?A: Father’s Day.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Ocean
Yo’ Mama is so skanky, if you put your ear to her butt, you can hear the ocean.
Přečíst celý »Wendy Liebman: Prince Charles
Doesn’t Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it didn’t change all the way?
Přečíst celý »