Yo’ Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.
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”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!”
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, “Who turned off the heat?”
Přečíst celý »The State of Lawyers
Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
Přečíst celý »The Secret of Women
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Can
Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.
Přečíst celý »The Polish Navy
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?A: Put it in water.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Front Door
Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.
Přečíst celý »The Mathematics of Love
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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