Yo’ Mama is so poor, the front door and the back door of her house are on the same hinge.

”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!”

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, “Who turned off the heat?”

Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?A: Because New Jersey got first pick.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat on a garbage can, and she told me to get off her roof.

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship?A: Put it in water.

Yo’ Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy