Yo’ Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?A: The night shift at Waffle House.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Whales
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes whales look like guppies.
Přečíst celý »Signs It’s a Bad Day
— You wake up on pavement.— You can’t find the clothes you wore home from the party.— Your twin forgets your birthday.— You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don’t have a waterbed.— You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Wet Patch
Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Přečíst celý »Shut Up
If my pants aren’t at my ankles, don’t open your mouth!
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Water Bed
Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she decided to get a water bed, she bought bedding for Lake Superior.
Přečíst celý »Shorty
You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Sister Is So Ugly… Yo’ Mama
Yo’ sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo’ Mama.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District
Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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