Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t know — ask Yo’ Mama.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in her very own district.

Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes – because then you are a mile away and you’ve got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen.

Tell Yo’ Mama to stop changing the color of her lipstick — I got a rainbow on my d**k.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was born, the doctor announced twins.

Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Knock knock.Who’s there?Sham.Sham who?No, not Yo’ Mama.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it’s her birthday.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street, cars slow down.