Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, it took the train conductor two hours before he could say all aboard.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she wears blue, she looks like a tidal wave.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to lather up with a Tickle Me Elmo.

Why do women have legs? So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate for braces.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she throws her shadow, it breaks the sidewalk.