Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can use her thong as a hammock.

People do say stupid things. Like when someone you live with is going out, and they go, ‘I’ll be back.’ Don’t rub it in.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, she can kiss yo’ daddy and comb her mustache at the same time.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

I like stupid questions. Some guy’s looking at this picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, ‘You grow a beard?’ No, I shave my photos.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest — actual size.