It’s never sincere. There’s always like a sarcastic subtext to it, you know? Like, what he’s really saying is, ‘What do you need, man who I would never in life consider having as a swim buddy?’ ‘What’ll it be, guy who’s probably terrible at every sport?’ ‘Can I help you, …

Yo’ Mama’s house is so dirty, the roaches ride around in ATVs.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she’s the only one who gets a tan.

You’re like school in the summertime — no class.

Yo’ Mama’s hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

“Why don’t you say that to my face?” “Turn around.”

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course — the other three don’t exist.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.