Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of “Lost.”
Přečíst celý »Ryan Belleville: Using the Internet
Using the Internet’s like trying to get help from a retarded librarian.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. Secondhand Dartboard
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a dartboard?A: Yo’ Mama’s had more pricks.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Spandex
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Přečíst celý »Russian Beauties
What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. Hotels
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a hotel?A: Nothing. They both specialize in serving out of town businessmen.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Space
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even float in space.
Přečíst celý »Rudy Rush: Not Fresh
There’s no way you can tell a women she’s not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You’re gonna be like, ‘Um, was you running today?’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama vs. a Street Walker
Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a street A: Street walkers get more fresh air.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoked Turkey
Yo’ Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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