Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Hustler Magazine is probably the worst magazine in the world. You ever look at that thing? It’s awful. You just get the impression that their motto is, ‘We don’t spend a whole lot of money on good looking women, and we pass the savings along to you.’

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll faster than she can run.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the clouds.

Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table? A: Salad bowls

Yo’ Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Wouldn’t it be so cool if you can go somewhere for a day and keep the accent like Madonna does?

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was a kid, they fed her with a slingshot.

Black people think that everything’s subliminal. I was at the grocery store yesterday; black dude was in the same aisle I was in. I said, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me where the barbeque sauce is at?’ He said, ‘Why? ‘Cause I’m black?’ I said, ‘No, ’cause you got some …