Yo’ Mama is so fat, she causes night and day.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when God was giving out looks, she must’ve been petting a bulldog.

Yo’ Mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Daaaamn!”

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her dildos from NASA.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she walked into a house of mirrors and had 700 years of bad luck.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse’s ass flapping in the breeze.